King Willem Alexander and Queen Queen Máxima planting a tree at Rideau Hall
to commemorate their visit to Canada, May 27, 2015
Photo from Getty as indicated
Royal Hats
The Bold, Beautiful and Bizarre World of Royal Millinery
King Willem Alexander and Queen Queen Máxima planting a tree at Rideau Hall
to commemorate their visit to Canada, May 27, 2015
Photo from Getty as indicated
Royal Hats 
You mean I travelled all the way to Canada just so they could show me this spade? We have them in the Netherlands you know.
How many weird facial expressions can I do without them noticing?
“Damn, my hair is looking good today, isn’t it?
“King of Spades? I thought I was King of the Netherlands…”
I will use this weapon to smash the next bandage hat they have designed for the queen.
Haha, we wish. 🙂
“My wife has shiny jewels. I have shiny tools!”
“Dutch King uses shiny shovel to pound his wife’s hat pin in properly.”
The bill from Natan was HOW much????
King Willem-Alexander comes close to calling a spade “a #$%^*&@ spade” but regally resists!
They told me there were lots of biting blackflies in Canada so I had this outfit made from mosquito netting.
FOR REAL! IT’S BLACKFLY SEASON WHERE I LIVE IN CANADA! EVERYONE’S NECK IS COVERED WITH BITES!
“Honey…. what did the girls do to my scepter?”
Shall I bury your hat, darling?
“A shovel, you say? And what do my subjects DO with this tool?”
I’m pretty….yes I’m pretty.
“Gee, it’s so shiny, I hate to get dirt on it”.