King Willem-Alexander and Queen Máxima joined festivities celebrating the 200th anniversary of the Kingdom of The Netherlands on Saturday in Zwolle. Ever the fearless hat wearer, Queen Máxima repeated her 1960s inspired textured ochre velvet turban for this event. I initially described this hat as a pincushion but after seeing these photos, want to rebrand it as “The Brain.” No matter the nickname, I think we can agree it’s not one of Máxima’s most attractive hats. I want to admire her grit for wearing it but even that feels like a stretch. Thankfully, we don’t usually have to wait long for Máxima to wow us and when she does, we can forget this awful hat and earring combination ever happened.